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Ivo
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* Two markets are talking in the street and, suddenly, one of them fly away!
Which of them ??
It was the supermarket!!! :D

* Two submarines are playing cards under an olive when one of them saw one egg walking. The submarine ask the egg: "Hey egg, wanna play cards?" The egg: "Sorry I can't. I'll must cut my hair!"
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What's the difference between a dump truck full of bowling balls and a dump truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
wriggle intransitive verb: to move the body or a bodily part to and fro with short writhing motions like a worm
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2 wormers are speaking:
- hey last time I think I met a fake Bytor
- how do you guess that?
- he was insulting me
- then he wasnt fake Bytor
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For your daily dose of jokes:

http://www.sickipedia.org/

:D
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@Koras: i deleted your post ... we agreed not to use racist stuff anymore.
Even my clock at morning sounds ''tac-tic'' instead of ''tic-tac''.
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Thanks!
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Penguin wrote:For your daily dose of jokes:

http://www.sickipedia.org/
"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

That is so wrong... but still funny!
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